I enjoy being a girl
I was just checking the Victoria's Secret sale catalog and noticed that a whole bunch of the bra descriptions read, "If you don't have the same size, why would you have the same padding?"

I thought they meant, you know, on each side, because most women are slightly lopsided, but nothing to get excited about, and for awhile I felt like I had crossed some threshold and ever after this, life was going to be one endless needlessly precise decision after another. You know, like the couch will have a cushion contoured to the ass of each member of the household, and when I buy a phone they'll measure the size of my hand and the distance from my ear to my mouth.

After a few moments of something like panic, I realized it's just marketing trying to make it seem innovative that they don't put the same amount of padding in a B cup as in a D cup.

But then I started to wonder: if it's a push-up bra, does a B cup get more padding in order to help create something to push up, or does a D cup get the most padding, because it has to lift more?

All this because VS writes terrible sentences.